DISQUS

Steve · 1 year ago

And I wasn't invited to this party because...?

Hrmph!

BTW, you must go to Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana, and ride the Voyage.

Oh. My. Gosh. That is the absolute best roller coaster on the planet. Let's just say that asking for a cigarette when the ride is finished is not uncalled for.

Randy · 1 year ago

Steve, we need to tweak your brain chip for two reasons:

1.) The RNC invite was personally delivered by Condi herself on last weeks Big Brother Brain Chip Broadcast and ...

2.) Your roller coaster "cigarette" afterward analogy sounds a little licentious. You are having a little too much fun ... and of course I, Big Brother, will not allow any fun into our sad and desperate little world.

::: suppressed smile :::

B.T.Carolus · 1 year ago

Randy, I did not recieve the invitation to the yacht party either...Obviously after you get your brain chip updated you need to contact Commissioner Rove over at High Control and tell him the telepathy function is having issues again. Plus, is there any new info on why the chips pick up that weird Finnish radio station on channel two?

Steve · 1 year ago

Finnish, eh? Lucky you. I just get ABBA songs. Fernando is the Dancing Queen at Waterloo. Oh Mama Mia!

Steve · 1 year ago

Actually, after one of our rides, I did ask for a cigarette. I think I'm sensing some jealousy here. :)

B.T.Carolus · 1 year ago

yes, Finnish. It's especially strange on Fridays when Radio One Finland broadcasts the news in Latin! Which, incidentally, I can understand much better than the Finnish...

Randy · 1 year ago

@Ellie ... it just sounds Finnish. It's really Rumsfeld after too much chips and queso. He gets weird. Plus, he's bored now that he is no longer with the administration. We had to give him something to do. I am sending the personal jet (#47 ... the really good one with the bowling alley) to come and get you.

@Steve ... jealous about a cigarette? ...that would be an emphatic no. Jealous about the roller coaster? ... well... maybe a little.

B.T.Carolus · 1 year ago

Oh, I was wondering where Rumsfeld has been. I haven't seen him since that cocktail party celebrating the end of the last G8 summit. Thanks for sending along the jet Randy...I think I'll take advantage of the onboard manicurist, rather than the bowling alley though...

Steve · 1 year ago

For the record, I don't smoke. I find the habit disgusting.

As for the other stuff, are you guys going to the next Bilderberger meeting?

Randy · 1 year ago

If Bilderberger has something to do with my plans to take over the world ... yes.

Steve · 1 year ago

Oh, you really should google Bilderberger. Conspiracy theories abound.

Randy · 1 year ago

Please, they are just global tyrant wannabees.

Mike · 1 year ago

Randy, thanks again for the FABULOUS yacht shindig. My favorite moment was when Karl Rove and you did karaoke to Sheryl Crow. To die for!

Randy · 1 year ago

Karl: "All I wanna' do ...is have some fun!"

Randy: "I gotta' feelin' ... I'm not the only one!"

So glad that video isn't on YouTube.

OH and dude...thanksomuch for leading the "Nobama" Chant. It was the perfect diversion after Romney rolled his eyes at Huckabee.

B.T.Carolus · 1 year ago

Wow Randy, you risked Mitt and Huck on the same boat? Those two have been barely civil ever since Super Tuesday.

Randy · 1 year ago

Well, get this... we numbered off into four teams for charades and they ended up on the same team ... and did GREAT! But Condi and Laura whipped us all. Those two are just crazy gals!

Steve · 1 year ago

Did anyone draw Al Gore in that game? That's an easy one, I know.

Randy · 1 year ago

Now Steve ... you be careful.